ItAteMyKidneys's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Summer time]

The animation is a little sloppy, but it does the job. I can't say the joke is too predictable since anything could have happened, but I'm pretty sure I saw the procrastination thing coming.

Also, quit your bitching, Scroler. You swearing every other word like a whiny little angst-filled teenager is worse than codebloodred not liking something you liked.

[Guards]

That was a lot better than I thought it would be.

[ZOMBIE HEAD SMASH #1]

We don't really have room to be criticizing this guy's work, because he's done work on popular TV shows which is far more than you or I will ever accomplish. The naysayers down here don't look at the quality of what's in front of them, rather they'd piss and moan about "hurr durr why is it on front page?" There's more to a cartoon than whether or not it's on Newgrounds' front page, asswipes.
I thought it was a simple, well-done cartoon of zombies getting their skulls crushed. What more do you need? Why do some of these crybabies want a story for that?

[FML Reach]

You have more potential than I do! But you gotta be more fluid and outgoing with animation and sound. Like the guy below me, you sounded like you weren't able to yell in your house, but I think the quiet whispering at the end also made it kind of funnier, as if you were telling a story, or a joke rather than voicing a cartoon.

[Father]

That was it? I was expecting something bizarre to happen...

[Desktop Stripper]

This was a pretty neat idea. It got real creepy, I didn't see that part coming at all. Nice fucking job! :]

[Resident Beavis]

Wow, this was back when this kind of flash cartoon was cutting edge.

[MTV SUCKS!]

I knew the meme already, but I didn't see that coming. Nice, actually.

[Rejected Cartoons]

The animation/art is about the best thing you have, everything else (jokes, premise, and especially audio) need incinerated and done from scratch.
Also, fuck DarkStar7421 for shamelessly handing out fives for no reason. These are supposed to be reviews, unless their taste is just that damn terrible.