ItAteMyKidneys's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Brom Bones: No Evil 009]

These stories (plus the animation and VA work) are really well-formed, and kind of folkish, or folk-tale-ish? Are they based on existing stories of any kind, or are they entirely original work?

[PleaseDiePie]

I'm glad you hate that dude as much as I do, Sausage, and for pretty much every possible reason--he's a brainless moron who shits out ten videos a day of the same fucking thing, and every single one of his retarded fans EAT THAT SHIT RIGHT UP.

[PokeDragonMonBallZ]

The animation was really good, voices were good, and the humor was great. I always love toilet humor.
Also, I think Hackyjr2 is an idiot, but that could just be me.

[Quick Attacks]

I like your style! I think my favorite part was Red first spinning on the tile, but so true about those Tentacool--Zubats of the sea.

[Team Desu]

You're good at nonsensical anime parodies, man... wait, I'm thinking of another guy here on NG who does those. But still good! I especially love the DBZ "twitching face, mindless throat-uttering at something jaw-dropping" thing at the end, haha!

[an awkward situation.]

That was pretty damn funny. You have a knack for writing scenarios, it seems.

tylerghardin responds:

glad you enjoyed it!

[Social Media Generation]

You did a good job capturing the scary-true effect that these networks have on our society.

Additionally, the thing about "likes." Some people treat and refer to them like a precious commodity, mentioning them as if they're important in some way. There are even Facebook pages created for nothing more than "likes," where people trick people into commenting, sharing or liking their shit, just for the empty satisfaction.

It's also prevalent on Youtube--there are people who post just for people to "like" their comment. "Like my comment if [something something]!"
Or then there's the common need for others' approval on something:
"Anyone else notice/think/do [some thing pertaining to the video]?"
I've even seen, or had people say "lol ur just jealous because they have more likes than you," projecting their piddly sense of value onto someone else.

[Toons These Days: Ep 18]

You got it, man--I don't know what the hell is happening with these shows anymore. You could also pretty much do a review on Cartoon Network itself in this manner, because that station is going to fucking Hell.
Now we have shit like "Uncle Grandpa?" That show about a 50 year old retard, and in the commercial I saw, he was frying a telephone.. on the stove, and answered... something that wasn't a phone? I think?
See, that shit is so fucking random (and random isn't always as funny as people might think it is), I can't even keep track of the commercial. Cartoons are turning into crap nowadays that don't even have a feasibly understandable plot or character design, that they'll just throw any piece of shit on that channel anymore. Not to mention almost all of it is horribly animated.

On the other hand, I don't know what's on Nickelodeon anymore. Last I checked, Spongebob and co. got really cutesy/homo, and everyone else on the network has stopped doing cartoons in lieu of shows about pretty teenagers, who usually sing.

But again, nice cartoon! I'm glad I'm not the only one seeing the recent decline in quality of these shows anymore.

[The Client's Always Right]

I thought it was a neat concept. I'm actually going to be working on a piece of art for someone here in the near future, and I'm afraid of what he'll think of it since it's tough making something specific for someone else.

Gerkinman responds:

It can be a little daunting but you always get there in the end.

[The Knight Life]

It was neat, the animation was good, the music was alright, and the dragon was silly-funny, but something seemed missing to me.
From the thumbnail, I was actually expecting some super-serious ass-whooping knight whose visor was always over his eyes, where all you could see is his cool, constant, stern frown of badassery.