ItAteMyKidneys's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Narutoe Shitpoodamn]

Well, as amusing as the faces were, I feel like this is one of those things whose comedy relied too MUCH on the "funny faces" gag. It sounds about right when it comes to how gay the show might be. I don't know, I've never actually watched it. But the fans always fag it up about Sasuke which made me not want to watch.

[Heinous Anus Zone]

This was a lot funnier than I expected it to be. You almost even got a tear from my eye during laughter, which is still really good.

[The Super Rope Solution]

Shit. The animation was pretty cool, and when combined with the story you have, it just looks like some animated short you may have seen in a cartoon block program on TV at one time or another. Simple to watch, simple to understand, and yet it rings true about what kind of society we might be plunging into if we don't stop being so lazy.

[Paul Shuts Cory up]

Well, it gets more amusing the more you watch it, I guess. But then you tend to lose what he's saying, it starts sounding like a diluted sentence. "the fuggup coric."
Alright. I think 2.5 stars is fair enough. =]

[Poopie Fun Club]

I know this isn't a box to be a "jerk," but I'm not trying to sugarcoat my criticism for something you obviously put no effort into. There is nothing good or redeeming in this pile of crap, and you should be beaten. It's not even GOOD terrible, it's just terrible. Not even 13 year olds make shit this annoying.

[Slaves of Farmville]

The woman did an excellent job at sounding like your typical housewife stumbling her way around Facebook to play Farmville. That game is fucking terrible.
My favorite part was the narrator's brisk explanation of Farmville's bullshit.

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Thank you for your review :) Glad you enjoyed it

[Girl Gamers]

There sure are a lot of psychologists overanalyzing this cartoon in the comments section. It's just a light, comedic play on the worshiping of girls who play mainstream vidya for attention.
The animation was crisp, and the voice actors were alright. The main nerd was the best part, and the girl actually sold a performance that didn't make me cringe.

[Zelda:Whatever]

Nice. Subtle, hilarious touches, and a well-done quick-ass pointless plot line that pokes fun at a myriad of OoT idiosyncrasies. Also, shut up hellder. You're not funny, and everyone knows the Water Temple lead to no dead ends--you just got lost in it really easily, because it was total shit.

[Hairless]

Everything went well enough together as... random, but not in that annoying fucking "omg randommm!!!" way that teenage girls think when they hear the word "random." A good kind of random. I don't think I can offer you any words of advice to improve upon this.

[Kawaii Battle Stars]

The voice-acting was... well, good. Hilarious, even. Animation was swell. I just don't have a goddamn clue what happened.