ItAteMyKidneys's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Power of Darkness]

I gave it a 3, and 3.5 stars mostly because of the guinea pigs. It didn't make much sense and the animation was sort of plain, but again, the guinea pigs. I have the softest spot in the world for guinea pigs.

WaldFlieger responds:

Someone who likes guinea pigs is OK in my book!

[Turducken]

Oh my fucking god, that was priceless. The voices and dialogue were hilarious, and the animation kind of has that 90's old cartoon style. Kind of reminded me of Beavis and Butt-head in a way. I want to see more shit like this.

Starktoons responds:

Woohoo!

[Xbox Juan]

Excellent. I love the jokes, and you made the same joke I did yesterday on a forum: It looks like a fucking VCR!

ZenithQuinn responds:

it really does!

[Sonic Time Travels Pt. 1]

I'm not sure if these are canon references, but the story-telling seems a little jagged, somehow. There should be more fluent sound effects, the music should go better with the theme, and if the adventure is going to be in text, it should be a sharper video or larger font.
Try finding similar pieces of work and cop--I mean, take inspiration from, and emulate their styles.

Payn responds:

Yeah, when a new episode is coming out, everything will be much better. Better graphics, better story-telling with less holes in the story, etc. Thanks for sharing your opinion. :)

[Lergue of Lergends 2]

I don't know anything about the game, but I still found this amusing and cute. Good job!!

hillrdavid responds:

Thanks. That's what I was hoping for.

[Slaves of Farmville]

The woman did an excellent job at sounding like your typical housewife stumbling her way around Facebook to play Farmville. That game is fucking terrible.
My favorite part was the narrator's brisk explanation of Farmville's bullshit.

ADASport responds:

Thank you for your review :) Glad you enjoyed it

[=Phoenix Wright Tribute=]

Really, this was just terrible. It was terrible five years ago, and it still is. Try not recording audio through a kazoo and a megaphone, and animation could be more than just two frames of mouth flickering.

Starberry responds:

it's older than that. watching these again i think the second is better.

[PokePorn Quest]

I laughed all the way through this. I love all the little subtle hilarious things you add to each scene, like worms in shit or wrong Pokemon names in battle scenes, or a gun at Ash's hip...

golfinho responds:

nooooo