ItAteMyKidneys's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Toilet Success!]

I could probably look more into it, but the controls are a bit confusing for me. Sometimes I jump high, and sometimes I don't, so i can't get past level 5.
Very oddly enough, I'm only playing this game because my profile page said I had a trophy/achievement thing for making it to level 5, when I've never played this game until now.

Am I being haunted or trolled?

[Kingdom]

I really like the sound and visuals, but I'm not sure if I'm up for a strategy game lately.

[Let's Go Jaywalking]

The music is cool, and the game is kind of fun, but it's kind of hard. Or it might just be me.

[Daymare Cat]

I liked it. The music was the shit, and getting a free download of it after finishing the game was a bonus, it's a catchy song. The animation was really crafty but also caused a bit of confusion sometimes. One example was when I had passed the broken part of the attic area about three times before realizing it was a door. Another was when I couldn't find the last phonograph, because it was in a cave wayyy at the beginning, which I definitely remember trying to enter...
But screw all that, you have a simple, nifty game here, even if I don't get what's supposed to be happening during and after.

[POOPER]

The music was repetitive after a while, and it could use a few extras in there. Other than that, it's a decent simple game. For the most part, I love toilet humor, so you had me at POOPER.

rhys510 responds:

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[ASD Piano Master Composer]

Try making a modern look to the piano, or even making it look realistic or photographic. It looked like some of the text went off the edge of the playing screen in the memory game, so the screen might be expanded for a wider view.
The composer looks pretty advanced, though. Too advanced for me to know what I'm doing, so it must be a good thing. Also, where's the second "do" at on the piano? There should be one more key at the end, one note higher, like I learned back in elementary school: do re mi fa so la ti do

Clean it up here and there and you might have a decent free piano app on your hands.

[SeedStory]

You have a nifty idea here. I got some ways in before I felt like I was just dancing around the game board, but there might be more to it than that. Plus, it's difficult for me to control two characters so quickly, but that means challenge.
The visuals are cute, but need some sprucing up (like some color) outside the plant. And lastly, sound. Cute, soothing tropical music might be nice, allegro for when your plant is getting low on health, and maybe some bleeps and bloops for sound effects.

[Four Seasons]

Not too bad, it reminds me of Puzzle League in a way, and I adore those games. Try to make the visuals pop a little more. The music is nifty, though. It seems like it takes too long to get the seasons to the bottom of the grid, however.

[The Suicide Bomber Game]

BAWWWWW

"Waaahhhh, this virtual game of virtual people getting virtual blown up is making me cry and promotes terrorism, it makes me want to be a terrorist too and blow myself up in the middle east!"
This is what the nay-sayers sound like. You probably play violent video games everyday, but are you crying that it promotes violence? No, it's JUST A GAME. Cry a river and build a bridge to get over it. If it's really that bad, cancel your internet bill and go back to watching Nick Jr because this obviously isn't the place for you.

Also, the children missing from the game make it considerably less hilarious, but I know where that version can be found. Lmao